5/23/2006


YES


Last night was a great, great, monumental moment in television history. Here's what Jack Bauer did. It was like watching Metal Gear Solid in real life, if real life had anything to do with Fox.

Killed: 6 (all in the first 20 minutes)
Tasered: 2 Secret Service agents and the Marine One pilot
Sleeper-Holded: The Marine One co-pilot
Documentation: Marine I.D., pilot certification, security clearance to fly Marine One

Final Score:

Jack Bauer - 1
President Logan - FUBAR
The Chinese - 1.3 billion

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