Listening to: CAKE - Satan Is My Motor
Work coffee
The consumption of work coffee makes a noticeable difference in my ability to survive for ~6 hours. However, said coffee is generally weak and entirely nonpotable without some sort of creamer. Since the office kitchen ran out of creamer last week (thanks to me), I was going to buy some more, but James in sales beat me to the punch and came in with a big bottle of Hazelnut fake liquid stuff.
1 part coffee + 3 parts HFLS = fakealicious
I came up with that word and then Googled it to find a link. I swear.
Work coffee
The consumption of work coffee makes a noticeable difference in my ability to survive for ~6 hours. However, said coffee is generally weak and entirely nonpotable without some sort of creamer. Since the office kitchen ran out of creamer last week (thanks to me), I was going to buy some more, but James in sales beat me to the punch and came in with a big bottle of Hazelnut fake liquid stuff.
1 part coffee + 3 parts HFLS = fakealicious
I came up with that word and then Googled it to find a link. I swear.

