9/30/2005

Fight song madness



There it is, written for the Belmont University fight song contest. I think it's got a pretty good chance.

Let's go Belmont Bruins
Fight on to victory
We know that you can do it
B-E-L-M-O-N-T
So fight, fight, fight for the colors
The old red, white, and blue
Make 'em suffer, 'cause no one's tougher
Than the Bruins of Belmont U!

(drum break)

Let's go Belmont Bruins
We've got a game to win!
So turn on that ferocity
B-R-U-I-N-S
And run, run, run like you mean it
We're behind you all the way
Keep it goin' and before you know it
The Bruins will win today!

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9/27/2005

Captain Quack Rubber Duck Quiz

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Blogger Tina said...

I'm a rebel duck too.

8:51 AM  

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Good track. Great video, but of course you can't see it anywhere anymore. Maybe it's an extra on the Pleasantville DVD.

This quiz didn't make any sense, but I took it anyway. Probably because of the cool ASCII world map that undoubtedly took forever to make.

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You are reserved, moderately calm, unstructured, moderately egocentric, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

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Blogger Tina said...

I LOOOOOOVE "Across the Universe". I remember watching the end of Pleasantville over and over just to hear it.

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9/14/2005

A funny thing happened a few minutes ago. I was checking my blog and realized that the rant-to-cool-stuff ratio was not even close to where it should be. I apologize to both of my readers.

For a while, I've been collecting links to websites that sell t-shirts. Whenever I came across one, it went into my bookmarks. And now, all of that time I wasted clicking on links and reading about funny t-shirts finally has a purpose.

I hereby present to you a list of sites where you can buy funny t-shirts.

Warning: some of them are gross. I'm serious. But the good ones make up for it.

Busted Tees
Concert Tees
Crack Smoking Shirts - the name says it all
Cure For Nudity - no longer in business, but you can still browse their funny wares
Local Celebrity
JINX - gamer/geek/hacker shirts
Palmer Cash
Vintage Shirts
Spreadshirt Designer - create your own funny shirts, or serious ones if you're boring
Sinful Shirts - yeah, at this point in the list the content starts getting sketchy
Prankster Tees
Snorg
Robot Cow
Extra Ugly
glarkware
Threadless T-Shirts

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Blogger Justin said...

I enjoy

"My other shirt is a car"

and

"< /hate >"

3:54 PM  
Blogger Tina said...

www.tshirthell.com (some funny/mostly gross)

www.cafepress.com

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9/13/2005

Interesting article about the reason behind the last few action-packed hurricane seasons. Interesting because global warming has nothing to do with it, apparently.

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Blogger Rachel said...

That's because, as I've told you a million times, global warming doesn't exist! Don't you listen to the President?

Note: in addition to global warming, poverty does not exist. to say otherwise is only an attempt to create class warfare. except there are no classes in america.

oh, and homosexuality is a figment of one's imagination.

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Your favorite gasoline rumors dispelled

Snopes is great.

I tried to start an Internet rumor once. It had something to do with aliens and Bill Gates. I wonder if it ever caught on?

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Blogger Justin said...

Snopes is great. When people forward me emails that are being tracked to get me thousands of dollars or save some poor kid's life, I just look up the info on snopes and respond to the sender with the article.

I guess that's why I don't get many chain emails anymore.

The only gas rumor I ever heard was that cell phones should not be used at gas stations, and I only heard that one like 2 weeks ago.

There was one "boycott" day around here last year where everyone was not supposed to drive or shop anywhere on that day. No one did it. I broke that one when I went down to Firehouse subs for lunch.

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Mick Jones Likes File Sharing

A reasonable guy, that one is. With a new band, too - I didn't even know. I wonder what they sound like. Hmm? What's that? All their music is available as FREE downloads?!?

I don't even care if they're any good. No record label support, not even any "official" releases to speak of - this band has embraced the future. They are willing to do what it takes to shake up the system. It's important that established acts do this kind of thing. I can go on and on about it and it doesn't mean anything, because I'm not a part of this business yet. But if Sting got on his website and pledged his support to Kazaa, things would start happening. And it wouldn't be the doomsday scenario that the record companies would have you believe. We don't listen to the guy on the corner telling us the world is about to end; why do we listen to record company executives that say the exact same thing, and furthermore tie in our own behavior?

"If you download illegally, you're stealing from the artists and record companies. File-sharing hurts our business."

Garbage. People who utilize P2P are forcing the issue; pushing the current paradigm until it breaks; beating the record companies at their own game. We do this because we have been given no other choice. We want the freedoms that current technology offers. Heck, most of us would be happy with the freedoms of 10-year-old technology that has been suppressed and unfairly criminalized. We want everyone to be paid their due. What we don't want is to be restricted - to be told we can't copy CD's onto our computers. To be told exactly when, where, and how we are permitted to enjoy music.

I bought a Kings of Leon CD last week. Guess what? It sucked. But because of draconian return policies, I can't get my money back for it. I feel cheated. (Yeah, yeah, some places will let you listen before you buy, but I wasn't in one of those places and I usually need a day or two to adjust to a new record. Never mind that Europe has very reasonable return policies on music and movies, and so there's no need to wastefully shrink-wrap everything to prove it hasn't been opened like we do here.) Furthermore, before I listened to it, I tried to copy the music onto my computer so I could listen to the songs while I worked on other things. What that nasty little CD did was install a program without my consent that put skips into all the .mp3's I ripped. I consider that to be a malicious attack on my personal property (the computer, not the audio files, which are also technically my property, but that's beside the point). I then found a way to remove the stupid software, and I went ahead and did what I wanted to anyway, which was bypass the copy-protection and rip the CD onto my hard drive. On my terms - not theirs.

I will never buy another copy-protected disc. I'd rather go out of my way to obtain music in a flagrantly violent, fiery, and unbelievably illegal manner - including paying a black market dealer in Hong Kong three times the street value - than get burned like that again.

"What's needed is for everyone, the industry included, to work together to come up with new ways in which artists can be rewarded for their work."


I couldn't have said it better myself.

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9/06/2005



The above: not recommended. The intro sounds like the guitarist couldn't figure out how to play the riff so he just quit halfway through. The pacing is wrong, the vocals are SO wrong (the singer takes a delicate melody and grunts through it) ... everything is wrong.

Topic I'm interested in that I don't expect to get any comments about: best Smiths/Morrissey cover? A lot of bands don't do them justice because they don't take the time to perfect the guitars or vocals. I like Stars' version of "This Charming Man", but I think the Reel Big Fish cover of "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" takes the prize.

Also, what is up with ringtones? Why do they always use the chorus, even on songs with a more memorable intro (read: "Sweet Child O' Mine")? I decided to buy some ringtones because the cable that would allow me to create my own and download them to my phone costs $60. So I figure a couple of bucks on ringtones is the lesser of two evils. I got some good ones - and William Shatner makes the funniest ones I've ever heard. "I'm William Shatner, and I'm begging you - pick up the phone. PICK ... UP ... THE PHONE, FOOL!"

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Blogger Tina said...

I got a couple of new ringtones yesterday. I got Peter from Family guy laughing, and the killers mr brightside but I accidentally got the megatone instead of the actual song.

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9/04/2005

Another rant re: Piracy.



This is getting stupid. Electronics companies are divided over the next generation video format. Will it be Blu-ray, or HD DVD? Why are they fighting about this? Well, the studios are concerned about rampant piracy, especially in China. So many of them are backing Blu-ray because of tougher copy protection standards.

Why?

There needs to be one standard accepted and used by all companies.

Furthermore, I refuse to buy a device to watch movies that requires an Internet connection, the sole purpose of which is to monitor the status of the device and shut it off if it is tampered with. If anyone tampers with my stuff, I know how to call the cops. If I tamper with a device that I have paid many hundreds of dollars for, that is entirely my business.

Not to mention that people will find a way around any obstacle that is put in front of them. The might of 40 paid engineers and developers is no match for the Comic Book Guy in his mom's basement.

Stop wasting time and money trying to fight human nature!

The record business did just fine without any copy protection on tapes or vinyl. (Yeah, they lobbied for a cut of blank tape sales, but that's a whole different story.) The movie industry did just fine with VHS, which again was easily copied.

"But," the entertainment industry might say, "But - digital media makes it so much easier to copy and distribute music and movies." And they would be right. But the same digital technology that makes it easy to copy stuff, makes it easy to produce more of it in the first place. How many more records were released in 2004 than, say, 1935? Or even 1975? How many more movies?

The point is that of course "piracy" has increased. But it has increased entirely relative to the amount of media being produced. (Not that it's trackable anyway, since "piracy" can mean just about anything the industry wants it to. Their numbers are so cooked, it's not even funny.)

Meanwhile, in the biggest "DUH" of the century, a recent study has found that this year's decrease in box office sales is directly related to the quality of movies being released. You can't make this stuff up. People don't buy garbage, no matter how well it's packaged. I would never pay money to see a Rob Schneider movie. I would never TAKE money to see such a film. If I had the opportunity, would I watch it for free via digital technology? Probably not. But I would do that way before I considered buying or renting it.

I'd like to wrap things up by saying once again that the entertainment industry should consider a tax - or "subscription service", if you will - on the Internet. Well, it's not a tax directly, but a fee added directly into the cost of Internet service that is basically paying for a license to copy and distribute anything you want on the Internet. It's the way radio and TV stations have always operated - by paying a fee for licensed content. We're not talking much; just 50 cents to a dollar per month extra. It can even be scaled based on the speed of your connection. Multiply that by the number of Internet users in America, and you have a lot of money. Millions of dollars a month. And the beauty of it is, the people that don't use the Internet don't have to suffer stupid copy protection schemes and competing formats. And the people that do use the Internet have free reign to do whatever they want.

Is that enough to get the entertainment industry to shut its mouth and get back to producing quality content? Because if so, sign me up right now.

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Blogger Tina said...

I'm surprised no one has commented with YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Matie. What do you have against us scurvy scalliwags? Its a vitamin deficiency, VITAMIN DEFICIENCY! Ok, now that I've gotten that out of my system, your internet idea is a good one.

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Yeah. This is a great CD.

The other CD I bought tonight - Aha Shake Heartbreak by the Kings of Leon - is not. It's boring Southern roots-rock with none of the excitement or catchy refrains that characterize the genre. The playing is so-so. Actually, it's really good on the first track. Then the vocals come in - bleh.

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Blogger Rachel said...

an embarassing 61%.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Laura K said...

I knew you were a 5 on some level....

8:11 PM  
Blogger Laura K said...

p.s. 94% on the vocab test.

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