Listening to: Stone Temple Pilots - Core
Here is a collection of my thoughts as I ironed shirts and listened to STP:
Here is a collection of my thoughts as I ironed shirts and listened to STP:
- Ironing takes forever. Seriously. I blinked and it was 5 AM.
- You know how when you have a pattern of intersecting white lines over a dark background that illusory little dots appear where the lines intersect? Well, when I ironed that cool brown shirt with white lines that I ganked from Justin, it went bonkers and black dots jumped out every time I moved the iron. Bizzaro.
- STP is way more metal than I ever realized. And with a few exceptions, I only like the songs where they let their guard down and admit to having pop influences. But if STP is metal, then disfigure my face and call me Lars because I'm metal, too.
- Knowing Scott Weiland's predilection for all things smokable, it makes me wonder whether songs like "Sex Type Thing" are social commentary (cool) or autobiographical (scary).
- Irons suck a lot of power and generate a lot of heat. You really gotta keep the cold air circulating.
- All art is born of discontent, either real or imagined.
- The groove for "Sin" is a carbon copy of the one for "Wicked Garden". The same goes for "Crackerman" and "Sex Type Thing". What were they thinking?
- All art about love is based on a grossly exaggerated aspect of love, or an inaccurate, idealized aspect of it.
- I bought Purple for two reasons: "Interstate Love Song" and "Big Empty". It was worth every penny except for the booklet, which ostensibly contained Mr Weiland's handwritten lyrics to such songs as "Big Emty" and "Vasoline". The only thing that I learned from that booklet was that you can't hide crackheadedness.
- For the first time in my life, I have two weeks' worth of pressed shirts ready to go.

