Dryer Duct Coils (2)	$19.56
Silver Spray Paint	$1.96
PVC Hacksaw	$11.98
Retractable Utility Knife	$4.99
32 Gallon Trash Can	$9.93
15 Quart Plastic Bucket	$4.98
Cool Gray Track Pants	$9.72
Dowel Rod	$.82
Gloves	$.93
Ping-Pong Balls (package of 6)	$1.28
Quick Grip Glue	$2.97
White and Black Craft Paints (1 each)	$1.74
Stencil Brushes (2)	$3.44
Jumbo Plastic Bowls (2) (clearance, baby!)	$2.00
Total	$76.30

A small price to pay for the best pre-Halloween party ever.

The day after, I hurt so bad from carrying that thing around on my shoulders for the better part of 4 hours. As luck would have it, I had to wake up early and drive for a boring, radio-free hour to go play an orchestra gig. (On an unrelated note, R. Strauss and Smetana both suck. Suck suck suck! If "Moldau" is supposed to be a musical description of the river then I imagine it is a dirty little mud puddle full of ugly frogs and crickets and Czech zombies eager to gnaw my fingers off, all the while chanting "duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh" until the Czech cows come home. Get it? "Czech cows"? Instead of "cash cows"? Yeah ... ok.)

It took me forever to get the table in this post to work. Turns out in Blogger you have to remove all the line breaks from your code, or else it will include those in the spacing of the table. So stupid.

(Update: Here's where I got my table code, for those who wish to know. Link 1 Link 2)