Back in the old U.S.A. Yessir. No more of that sissy England stuff for me. I already had a real cheeseburger today. I also got my free annual credit report from each of the 3 reporting agencies. No, it's not a scam, you're entitled to one free report a year. And if you live in the Southeast, you can get yours right now.*

What else? London was great. I'll have pictures up within the next day or two. We've got big things in store, including an actual implementation of the Stateside Menace, with real musicians!

I'm reading A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. It is good.

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