Well, there it is. My latest attempt at pop-musickry. It's just a demo. (What that means is I know there's lots of things wrong with it, and I will either fix or ignore those things when I record it "for real". On the other hand, if you don't hear anything wrong, then it's my new single. You can buy it retroactively for $3.)

Open the floodgates of criticism and let loose the dogs of ... criticism?