2/08/2005



What happens when Dr James Dobson tries to mess with SpongeBob? I heard about this, so I did some research to find out what happened. Sure enough, I found some interesting things (appropriate colon! Ok, I won't label them anymore):

The initial CNN report on Dobson's remarks

As we will later see, this article is entirely accurate. (I guess there's no way to know if it has been revised.) Basic "family values" controversy as someone (Nile Rodgers, no less!) has put together a video featuring various characters singing "We Are Family". The video is part of a program set up after 9/11 to promote tolerance and diversity. It doesn't get any more inoffensive and sterilized than this, folks. And yet our fearless ecumenical leaders have managed to create a controversy around it.

A rebuttal from the Dobson camp

I could barely read through this. Wincing, frequent breaks, and 3 shots of whiskey helped.

MSNBC post

This is actually where I first read about the issue. I had to work backwards from here to dig up the other articles. This one is interesting - I guess they did some coverage on MSNBC that Dr Dobson took particular offense to.

Finally:

Tolerating James Dobson

This one has the added bonus of reader comments, which range from the uninspired to the truly deranged.

Hooray for current events and political blog crap!

2 Comments:

Blogger Justin said...

Sorry, I could only handle to read through the first two. I heard about this, but I didn't keep track of what was going on. The funniest line is that "SpongeBob, who lives in a pineapple under the sea," from that CNN article.

And, to clarify, I wasn't against all colons before lists; quite the contrary! Your above usage is correct- it follows an independent clause (a good reminder, though not always the case, is that colons usually follow nouns, not verbs [e.g. "I will make a list of many interesting things:" but not "I will buy:"]). Do what you will- no one "corrected" Virginia Woolf for all those comma splices and run-on sentences she wrote.

Oh, and props on the comments function; very sleek.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

Aw, but the last two were the interesting ones.

I only started labelling colons because I was fascinated at how often I used them in everyday life. And I'm entirely sure they are all correct.

You better believe no one corrected Virginia Woolf. She was way too far out in space to hear anything. Space, I tell ya! Space.

12:47 AM  

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