2/24/2005

From: Yours Truly

To: Clark F. Brown Jr., D.D.S., P.A.
2113 Sarno Rd.
Melbourne, FL 32935

To Whom It May Concern:

This letter is being included along with payment in full for the charges on my account. I am submitting a payment after multiple requests to my insurance company and to your office to try and resolve these charges in the way they were originally presented to me. I was told at the time of treatment that my out-of-pocket expenses would be minimal, and at that time I paid over $100 for services rendered, which I only agreed to after being reassured by Dr Brown and his staff that I would not be responsible for any additional charges.

Unfortunately, this does not seem to be the case as the insurance company has refused to cover the treatment I received, citing preferred alternative methods. No such alternatives were presented to me at the time of treatment. I sincerely believe it is the doctor’s responsibility to advise the patient of every option available to them, and I feel misled by being advised under false pretenses to pursue a course of treatment that was not covered by my insurance policy.

Of course, this is all water under the bridge now. I have no choice but to pay the charges remaining on my account. I am deeply disappointed with this whole experience, and while I believe that insurance itself is mostly to blame – being the cruelest and most worthless idea man has ever conceived – I cannot help but feel that your office carries a great deal of responsibility in this matter. I can assure you that I will not visit your office again, for fear of accruing even more unnecessary charges. I will also advise everyone I know to stay as far away from your practice as humanly possible.

Please enjoy the enclosed check for my remaining balance of $254.40. May it help to clothe and feed your family and/or sports car.

Sincerely,
Brandon de la Cruz

5 Comments:

Blogger Tina said...

I don't need no stinkin insurance. I will just never get sick...ever.

P.S. I really don't have insurance. Goodtimes ahead.
T

4:53 PM  
Blogger Justin said...

Yeah insurance- an institution where you're punished for good behavior. Here's the challenge- what system can we get to replace it? I couldn't think of anything, but I only put nearly 2 minutes of contemplation into it before I went back to listening music and reading blogs.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Insurance shminsurace. The important thing here is that we have an incredible example of an intelligent, witty,"nasty" letter. Well done. Well done indeed. Good form old boy. We are on our way to turning this apartment into a nasty-letter publishing company!

Hizoner the Mayor

11:10 PM  
Blogger Laura K said...

I think I could give you a run for your money on witty-nasty-letter-writing (or "persuasive" phone conversations). Once I managed to get $600 of unfair hospital bills cancelled, much to the dismay of W., who thought my telephone temper and sarcasm were horrendous. Hey, it did the job. :)
p.s. Yes, the Matlock theme just goes from f# to F# at the end (and is quite memorable).

2:34 PM  
Blogger Laura K said...

p.p.s. I hope you don't mind that I'm reading this. It's like discovering a new favorite novelist (one of my great pastimes :).

2:35 PM  

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