11/29/2004

"Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers, and this is Jackass!"

A little present for all my broadband-using friends out there. Fair warning - it gets really gross at the end. Nothing obscene, just a lot of dairy. Enjoy!

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Blogger Justin said...

Wow, is that from Mad TV? If so, that might be the first thing from that program that I found even slightly entertaining/amusing.

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Blogger Brandon said...

Yeah it is, and my sentiments exactly.

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I spent some time last night listening to the debut album by Arcade Fire. It's a pretty strange name that conjures up images of a Mortal Kombat machine engulfed in flames - as well they should be. Anyway, the music is equally strange. I was led to believe (by Rolling Stone's 4-star review, no less) that this was a polished indie pop-punk record. It's really more of a low-fi take on Sandinista!, in my opinion. There's definitely a bit at the end of "Wake Up" where the band shifts gears abruptly to channel the exact groove from "Hitsville U.K." Arcade Fire employs liberal use of outros in their songwriting, as several songs work the same way, switching over to disco grooves or other uptempo madness to ride the faders out.

It's a weird album, but I think it's growing on me. I don't expect it to have any mainstream success whatsoever. The sound is way too dirty for that. Still, it's well put together and I can appreciate their vision.

In other news, I found another cool Christmas present type thing. Not just for myself, but for any discriminating Internet junkie.

strongbad_email.exe

This is a DVD set of the first 100 Strong Bad e-mails (have there been that many already? wow). If you don't know what I'm talking about, click on the "sb emails" link at the above website. Pick one from the list, and if you like it, there's lots more fun where that came from. You can thank me later when all your free time is spent scouring homestarrunner.com for cartoons or secrets you may have missed.

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One of the nice things about having your own website is being able to tell people what you want them to buy for you. Of course, it's still up to you to decide whether you would like to honor your local independent record label owner with something you know he wants. You're still my friend and/or relative even if you don't buy me that sweet Simpsons boxed set.

A Merry Sharkdog Wishlist

For anyone who's wondering, this list will be updated as I think of cool new stuff to put on it.

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Blogger Tina said...

I thought I was the only person who loved Napoleon Dynamite!!! I took mom and dad and they thought it was the dumbest movie on earth. They didn't like "Elf" either. I love that movie! Did you notice that everything that is in the opening credits for Napoleon gets eaten at one time or another during the film? Interesting FYI.

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Blogger Brandon said...

Heck yes! They wanted me in that movie, but I had to turn them down. I'm so in demand you know, because I have great skills. Nunchuck skills, karate skills, that kind of thing.

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11/19/2004

You know - these past few days I have been thinking about where I will go once I finish my master's degree. And I've been thinking a lot about studying in Merrie Olde England. So then I got to thinking - what about doing that Rhodes Scholar thing? And the more I read about it, the better I felt about my chances.

Then I got to the fine print - and the rule that nobody over 24 is allowed to apply. It's probably for the best - since I don't, or rather I shouldn't, need a degree from Oxford to validate myself - but it sure would have been a blast. I wonder if they'll consider upping that age limit for next year.

Hmmm ...

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Blogger Justin said...

Meanwhile I have 5 years to apply. ... No one over 24? I thought that Bill Clinton character did one that one time? Was he under 24 at that time then?

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Blogger Brandon said...

Yeah, I guess he had to have been. Well, I wrote to the American Secretary and this is what he said:

You would not be eligible under our current rules and no exceptions have been made. There is the possibility that there could be a change in the rules in the next two years. If that happens, it would be noted on the web site, or check again with me.Is he trying to tell me something?

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11/17/2004

Drop It Like It's Hot

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[SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT]

Jump on over to the brand new Sharkdog Records website and check it out. Sign up for the mailing list, or register for the forums and post away. I'm hoping this site will turn into something cool for all you music-lovers out there. Use the contact page to suggest additions to the forums or the website. The SDR store (for all your super-cool swag needs) is set to launch in January.

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Blogger Justin said...

Sharktastic!

11:11 PM  
Blogger Vicky said...

Well put Justin. The site is awesome.

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11/14/2004

Well, it happened. Arguably the most crucial game of the season for Auburn, and they ate up Georgia like - well, like a tiger would eat a dog. I had to miss most of the game and I'm sorry I did. But there you have it - my prediction of a title game bid for Auburn is getting closer and closer to reality. Despite a close victory on Thursday, Florida State is pretty much out of the picture. (That was a great game to watch - nothing but quarterbacks getting sacked over and over again.)

Meanwhile, in non-sports news, ODB has died at the tender age of 35. I know some of you guys are fans. Heck, I think "I Got Your Money" is a pretty sweet track. Well, I better go before I get so far into sarcasm that I no longer know if I mean what I say or not.

I do like that track, though.

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11/12/2004

I know I already had a feature post on the best band I've heard in a while, but what can I say? They keep showing up unexpectedly. Our special guest today is a band that's hot on the scene right now - I tend to stay away from those types of groups, which is why I was so late in discovering them.

The Killers

Not your typical proto-disco/New Wave-ripoff band! Here's some things they've got going for them:

  1. They're from Las Vegas; extra points for style.

  2. Their album is full of (gasp!) good songs. To cop a phrase from the metal community, "All killer, no filler!" (There's even an unintentional pun in there! Do I know how to write 'em, or what?)

  3. Word on the street is they were discovered by Morrissey. This was the point that made me realize this band has accomplished my entire life's goals in the span of about 3 months.

  4. One of their songs (and it's a great one, of course - see above) is called "Andy, You're A Star". It's with a glint in my eye and a smirk on my face that I will forever dedicate this song to Mr Andy "Number One" Wiseman. There are less than ten people on the entire planet that will understand this. Mr Wiseman is not one of them.

Seriously, though - really good music. Check them out if you get a chance. I say that because I'm fortunate enough to live in a place where the record stores actually carry records, are about the size of your average bathroom, and let you listen before you buy. Otherwise, hope that you catch them on the radio or MTV or something. Or maybe just trust me? You can trust me, can't you?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yowwwwww, Andy Wiseman! :-D

~Denise

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11/11/2004

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11/06/2004

Today I watched this great program on C-SPAN. Now, stop laughing. It was really good. It was so good that when they showed it again tonight, I watched it again. The program was a discussion panel consisting of a Newsweek reporter, a Washington Post reporter, a Republican pollster, and a Democratic pollster. (The above link has the right names, but the titles don't match what was broadcast.) They did this at Georgetown University for a bunch of law students and it was excellent. The topic was, of course, the recent election. What made it so good is that nobody fought about anything. In fact, everybody agreed on just about everything that was said. They talked about the tactics that the Democrats and Republicans used, and the pollsters had some amazing things to say. They really knew their business and were very honest and upfront about the way things worked. These guys are basically the backbone of American politics, and their poll results go a long way in shaping the course of our history.

I really wish I had access to a transcript of the show, but it looks like C-SPAN only sells videos, and this one is $60. Still, I'm thinking about getting it. It was that good. To give you some examples of what they talked about, before I forget:
  • The fact that the Federal Marriage Amendment (banning gay marriage) was a red herring and no one, especially President Bush, expected it to pass. The only reason he brought it up in the first place is because he knew it would mobilize people. The Republican pollster explained that if you asked people "Should marriage be between a man and a woman?", an overwhelming majority would say yes. On the other hand, asking if homosexuals should be able to have civil unions got mixed results. So the Republicans chose to discuss the issue in terms of marriage rather than civil unions. A very crafty strategy if you ask me.

  • Swift Boat Veterans for Truth - I think everybody can agree that these guys were wackos, no doubt about that - but what they did worked. They set up a 527 - one of those non-profit political advocacy groups - and ran a spot questioning Kerry's actions in Vietnam. The media jumped all over it, mainly because it became such a huge thing to talk about for the Democrats - how these ads were just so incredibly wrong, and Kerry was a war hero, etc. Meanwhile, all President Bush had to do was say, "I don't support this group, and I don't question Kerry's war record at all," which had the dual advantage of distancing himself from the controversy while at the same time letting it continue! And since President Bush avoided talking about Vietnam, I'm inclined to believe that he did respect Kerry's time in active duty. Of course, the fact that some guys were in the media openly casting doubt on Kerry could only have helped Bush's campaign. Another smart move by the Republicans with virtually no effort required on their part.

  • Kerry's war policy. It's not that he "flip-flopped", but that his position was so complex that it was almost impossible to explain consistently. It's also interesting to note that this policy was at least partly shaped in the Democratic primary, when Kerry was competing against Howard Dean. When Dean's popularity skyrocketed on an anti-war platform, Kerry realized he would not be able to win the primary from his current standpoint (which was basically agreeing with the President's decision to invade Iraq). So he developed a new position whereby he agreed with the actual war itself, but he disagreed with the President's handling of the situation - keep in mind the vote on the $87 billion to fund the troops came up during the Democratic primary. This was probably why Kerry voted against it, because if he had voted for it, he never could have come from behind to beat Dean.

  • The reason that the Republicans won was because they successfully baited the Democrats by taunting them until they exploded with rage. That's all they did, really. The Federal Marriage Amendment was part of this. Swift Boat Veterans for Truth was part of this. It's just like when you were little, riding in the backseat of the family car with your brother, and you just kept sticking your tongue out at them until they shouted, or tried to slap you, or whatever. And what happened? They got in trouble for lashing out. It's the oldest trick in the book. The Republicans were Walter to the Democrats' Dude, sitting there saying "I'm calmer than you are" until the Dems just snapped and started turning people off left and right by being so condescending and bitter. I was directly affected by this. I'm not happy with the current smug attitude of the hardline conservatives, and I was really interested in looking to the Democrats for an alternative this election. But when it came down to it, I couldn't support them because they were just so insulting to a lot of the things I stand for. I'm a Christian - therefore, according to the Democrats, I am a radical theocrat with no capacity for rational thought. I'm not really crazy about abortion, but since I'm not 100% pro-choice, I'm a fascist who enjoys depriving women of their fundamental rights. Anyone who didn't fit the Democrat secular humanitarian mold was cast off and derided. Not surprisingly, most of us went and voted Republican, and the rest is history. The lesson here is the Democrats need to practice the tolerance and acceptance they preach. If they did that, they could very easily become the dominant party again.

  • Another thing to keep in mind was how each party appealed to their extreme constituency. It's important to note that the President never reached out to hardline conservatives in public. He has never publicly stated his position on Roe v. Wade. Not even once - his wife has even said she supports the decision in that case. The things that the President has actually said have been appeals to the moderates, with the notable exception of the gay marriage situation - but you see, he knew that was never going to pass anyway. And who's talking about it now? Nobody. I wouldn't be surprised if the President never mentions it again, especially now that individual states are taking things into their own hands with propositions banning gay marriage. The reason the President didn't have to court the extreme right is because people were already doing it for him. Pat Robertson, James Dobson, all of those religious guys were openly advocating Bush's re-election and putting it in terms that reactionaries could understand and relate to. All those Christian TV and radio shows? They were pushing some serious agendas. It really made me sick to watch it - you had preachers telling their congregations that not voting was a terrible sin, that this was the most important election ever, that the fate of the world hung in the balance, and if you voted against God you were gonna be in big trouble. That, more than anything, made me want to vote Democrat just to prove them wrong. Meanwhile, the appeal to the hardline liberals was done entirely through the media. The only reason for this was because Michael Moore thought it was a great idea to make a political movie that pandered to the extreme left, and publicize the crap out of it. So all of a sudden you have this extremely liberal agenda being pushed through the national media, and because there was no equivalent extreme conservative agenda being broadcast in the mainstream, it made the Republicans look very reasonable and moderate. When, in fact, they're just as kooky, but the only people who watch Christian TV are the ones that already agree with that agenda. So it was unbalanced, and it had the opposite effect that Moore intended it to have - it drove people over to the Republicans. Again, his condescending, smarmy attitude didn't help any. But we'll say that he and Bill O'Reilly cancelled each other out.
So, anyway, this discussion panel was just about the best thing I've ever seen on TV. To have the Republican pollster sit there and say, "Yes, I work for the Republicans - I think they're stupid for these reasons," and then have the Democratic pollster say the same thing about his party - it was just great. Nobody attacked each other, everyone had a great time discussing issues and policies (you know, the things that are actually important to our political process), and even the students asked very good questions without any of that ridiculous loaded sentiment you normally get from students who are trying to jockey their way into favor with someone.

I'm still wondering how I can get a transcript or a recording of this show. I guess I could always put it on my Christmas list ...

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Blogger Laura K said...

Brandon - hope this comment will reach you, or maybe I will email it to you later. Just discovered that you are blogging again (well, off Facebook - you know as a self-aware 2 I must avoid Facebook! ;) and on a whim started reading your early posts. It's interesting to me because in Fall 2004 you had just started at Belmont and I'd just graduated. I remember some of what was going on at the time (in the world, the U.S., and Nashville as well as in my own life) and it's intriguing to see some of it through your eyes, or however you say the eyes of the person you were at that time before I had met you. There is so much that I admire about your writing, the tone as well as the content. I identify with your undercurrent of anger on issues such as politics and religion because it comes from a place of caring, of a fundamental sense of fairness and logic. I appreciate your going to the trouble to sort through and say what you think and why, and even though you probably don't believe me :), it amazes me to find so many similarities in how we see things. Yours remains one of the most brilliant (not to mention hilarious) minds I am privileged to know. Thank you for putting some of your thoughts and observations out there; I hope you see the beauty in them.

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11/02/2004

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